Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Nephew Jokes More Nephew Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.