How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.