What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.