What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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It doesn't just happen the once.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers