What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."