What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."