What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.