What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.