What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.