What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian