Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)