Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black