What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

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Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.