What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.