What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road