What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!