What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!