Bernie Madoff Jokes

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.