Bernie Madoff Jokes

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)