Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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I'm stuffed."

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You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.