Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.