Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem