Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.