How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back