How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back