How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!