How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.