How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.