How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.