How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)