How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.