How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.