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He only wears Rolex around his waist.
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They're the ones with the little red hats.
A: She's the one on her bike.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
EVERYDAY !!
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
They wear a rolex watch around their waist.
A waist of time...
Because they never get a reaction.
Because the reaction could be explosive.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
I said I'm an orphan.
Orphans.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Ve haff vays of meking you tock."
