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He only wears Rolex around his waist.
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They're the ones with the little red hats.
A: She's the one on her bike.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
Baby on board.
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Orphans.
No home oh
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
Because that might be your bike
A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
When it doesn't reach the front page.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
The ones with the golden proportions!
He gets claustrophobic!
ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!
