What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury