What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury