How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.