How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints