How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks