Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine?

OK!

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.