Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.