Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.