Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.