One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!