Pubs
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
A consonant.
It's only SPF
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!