What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

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What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck