What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Who drives?

The police officer

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.