Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
A cantelope
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Because he's a FUN-GUY :P
Because he's a fun guy.
An eggplant.
