Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.