What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk