What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

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What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.