Function Jokes

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Ctrlv Jokes More Ctrlv Jokes

What is r/jokes' main function?

ctrl+v

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !