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They couldn't function together.
The function of u to the n
Bro, do you even function?
A Greek Bank.
Because they don't have a function
They have no function.
A functioning alcoholic.
They stop calling each other.
A spock plug.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
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They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"
They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
A good time )
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
A sithy.
Sith happens.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
When it's too heavy to lift.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
None, that's what students are for.