Function Jokes

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Social Scientist Jokes More Social Scientist Jokes

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.