Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.