Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.