Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!