Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer