How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.