Fun Guy Jokes

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.