What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none