Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.