Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.