Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.