What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.