What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker