What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.