Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.