Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.