Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.