Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.