Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.