Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.