Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.