Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."