Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!