Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.