Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.