How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.