What console does god use?

Praystation

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps