What console does god use?

Praystation

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.