What console does god use?

Praystation

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week