What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.