What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.