How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

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What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.