How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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What is a Redditor's favorite car brand?

The Snoobaru.

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

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What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.