How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.