How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B