How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that