How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.